Posts Tagged ‘Myths’

New Health Alert: Watch Out for Unicorn Flu!

Tuesday, May 5th, 2009

Sooooo, do we believe the government and WHO?  OOORRRRR do we believe that this latest “epidemic” known as the Swine Flu (no offense to all forms of pork out there) is merely a human-generated laboratory experiment gone wrong?  The next thing to get out of the lab could be the T-Virus, and then we’re ALL EFFIN SCREWED.  As they say on the morning show on WJJO in Madison: Watch out for the zombie apocalypse!

Are these “new” diseases scares real?  Or are they all just in our head and only as serious as the original Human Flu that we’re accustomed to?  I wonder what else they are hiding from us, or what lies they are feeding us.

Makes me wonder if we’re even really in a “recession”, huh?  Aside from all the signs that we supposedly see around the country, is there really a recession or is it all in the power of the mind?  That ooey gooey substance known as the human brain is pretty damn powerful.  Who knows when they will take over and they won’t need our bodies anymore to survive….

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