Once again, I, the great Jabloggy Nuts, have gone missing in action.  Have no fear, I was just kidnapped by Santa!

Allow me to explain.  My last post was in October, almost 2 months ago *crowd booes*.  Since then I’ve survived Halloween, picked up a new significant other (let’s call her Girloggy), established a website dedicated to the new Microsoft Stores modeled after People of Wal-Mart, decorated my home for Christmas, and established 2 new Christmas websites that will be a part of the 2009 version of the Santa Live iPhone app.  The app now has a Google Android brother too.

So yeah, was I kidnapped by Santa?  Not really I guess.  I just kinda took on his identity because I have no social interaction with real humans anymore.  I feel as real friends-less and web-based as iJustine (you rock iJ! … nice save asshole).

It’s been quite the past couple of months, but it’s been fun, for the better, and looking forward to what those changes bring for me during the rest of the year and into 2010.

2010…. mmmm, that reminds me…. only 2 years left until the end of the world.  Better start digging my bomb shelter and stock piling food again (it all went bad after Y2K).  You really think we have any idea when the world is gonna end?  My theory for the Mayan calendar is that the retard that invented it either figured that humans wouldn’t last this long on earth or he just got sick and tired of adding years and gave up at this point.  We have our own calendar now, regardless if it’s based on theirs or not.  I think ours continues forever.  Sooooooooo, yeah……

Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas all you Jabloggy nuts!  All this week I am being held prisoner at my parents’ house as we celebrate Christmas and pay homage to the Wii gods.  Yes, mii family has become Wii addicts and require that I bring my Wii with mii every year from this point on.  I don’t have much of a choice, otherwise they will kill mii!

As of right now, my aunt from Las Vegas is attempting to defend her Wii bowling title against my recently addicted girlfriend.  Both are attempting to maintain a better score than my girlfriend’s 5-year old daughter as well.  What has this world come to?!  Before family Christmases were a joyous occasion.  Now everyone wants to cut each other’s Mii heads off with a Wiimote.  All holiday hell is breaking loose!

So I’m a little late with this post, but I’ve been meaning to write about my Thanksgiving break.  Here we go.  Come along with me….

So over Thanksgiving break we did the usual family turkey meal on Thursday.  On Friday we attended the local tree lighting ceremony for all of the Christmas decorations around town.  This year they had several famous characters there for the kids, including Mickey and Minnie Mouse, the Grinch, a couple of reindeer, Frosty the Snowman and his wife, a couple of gingerbread men, and Shrek, just to name a few.  

Now this might sound not very exciting and overall pretty normal, however let me give you the run down on the Wisconsin Rapids version of these characters.  Just a heads up to my readers with weak stomaches and are easy laughers: this might be a little graphic and will probably make my dad cry with laughter.

Overall, all the character costumes were pretty pathetic.  My favorite characters were the reindeer and the gingerbread men.  The reindeer were wearing homeless-looking tennis shoes and had a pet dog.  Whoever heard of reindeer with a pet dog?  And if you thought that was strange, these reindeer were huddling together off away from the crowds next to a building.  We have reason to believe these guys were dealing some good stuff.  What evidence do I have of that?  Well, the gingerbread men appeared to be quite baked, the grinch wasn’t walking a straight line and scaring little kids, and the snowmen were way too friendly.  In summary, it was one of the most hilarious and saddest moments of my Christmas season this year.