Happy 2010 Kids!  Another year closer to December 2012.  Start your preparations!  Unlock the Y2K bunker you never used!

I must say 2009 was an interesting year.  Lots of good, lots of bad, lots of so-so, but you know what?  This new decade is gonna kick 2009 in the ass, I think.  I have high expectations for this year, so don’t fudge it up!

As keeping with tradition of New Year’s resolutions, I plan to have one of my resolutions be to post here more.  While I cannot guarantee I won’t continue to suck at posting here, I will at least say that I’ll try, mmmkay?  Ok good, now quit yer bitchin’.

As for other resolutions, we’ll be tryin’ the ol’ getting in shape and eating better resolution (that one is probably the most popular and most cliche one ever!) plus my business is growing and things are going well in the relationship department as well.

Ok, enough of that boring crap.  In the great words of Tiger Woods as his wife chased him with a golf club, I’M OUTTA HERE!

May you enjoy this day with your family and friends.  I will be sitting here…. alone…. homeless…. with my laptop…. in my Lexus…. enjoying a bottle of alcoholic egg nog….

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

I’m thankful for all of you, my dear readers.  Those of you who put up with my crappy posts, my slow post times, and my bad humor.

I bet you are all thankful that you don’t really know me in person and hope that the apocalypse happens to this site before it affects anything else in the world.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

LET’S EAT TURKEY!

Once again, I, the great Jabloggy Nuts, have gone missing in action.  Have no fear, I was just kidnapped by Santa!

Allow me to explain.  My last post was in October, almost 2 months ago *crowd booes*.  Since then I’ve survived Halloween, picked up a new significant other (let’s call her Girloggy), established a website dedicated to the new Microsoft Stores modeled after People of Wal-Mart, decorated my home for Christmas, and established 2 new Christmas websites that will be a part of the 2009 version of the Santa Live iPhone app.  The app now has a Google Android brother too.

So yeah, was I kidnapped by Santa?  Not really I guess.  I just kinda took on his identity because I have no social interaction with real humans anymore.  I feel as real friends-less and web-based as iJustine (you rock iJ! … nice save asshole).

It’s been quite the past couple of months, but it’s been fun, for the better, and looking forward to what those changes bring for me during the rest of the year and into 2010.

2010…. mmmm, that reminds me…. only 2 years left until the end of the world.  Better start digging my bomb shelter and stock piling food again (it all went bad after Y2K).  You really think we have any idea when the world is gonna end?  My theory for the Mayan calendar is that the retard that invented it either figured that humans wouldn’t last this long on earth or he just got sick and tired of adding years and gave up at this point.  We have our own calendar now, regardless if it’s based on theirs or not.  I think ours continues forever.  Sooooooooo, yeah……

If you know the show that quote is from, then I don’t have to educate or corrupt your minds.  To me, that quote signifies the beginning of the annual traditions where we either drink too much and destroy our alter-ego attire (costume, for those of you dumbfounded by my attempts of superior terminology, or lack thereof), or run around familiar and strange neighborhoods, talking to strangers (despite what we are taught at that age about NOT talking to strangers) and receiving free food from those strangers (at their own homes, making it easier for them to abduct several children at once) that will ultimately destroy our teeth and affect all personal hygiene.

To break that last paragraph of shit down even further, I welcome you all to the 2009 holiday season.  We kick of this year’s festivities like any other year, with Halloween.  While the true origins of this bizarre holiday are not 100% known, I personally believe it was a holiday that was conceived by pedophiles and axe murderers that somehow managed to convince our planet’s leaders and lawmakers to find it in their hearts that the world needed a holiday to celebrate psychos, homicidal freaks and Kanye West.

Before I go, I want to ask a favor of the Jabloggy community.  What do you think is the better costume for me this year: Kanye West (and get the shits beaten outta me) or a Mistletoe (and potentially get mouth-raped by every female downtown)?  TOUGH CALL!

Tis been awhile no?

Summer is coming to a close, way too soon I might add.  Please hold while I curse the season out for being too short ($#$#$@!!).

4 days ago I officially became another year older.  Yay.  3 years until I hit 30.  Could this aging thing get any better?!  I elect that it can not!  *gag*

Summer’s been a busy one, whether I’m helping with a music event or playing in the band at our own music event; whether I’m painting my house or listing lazily to the left on my couch watching Family Guy; whether I’m at my day job or working on Local Sounds; whether I’m working at all or out enjoy time with my friends.  Yup, it’s been a good one.

As August starts to come to a close, I’m reminded of the great No One, who said, “Fear not, for the summer isn’t over quite yet.  We have Labor Day weekend, Taste of Madison, and a few several weekends of good weather left!”.  Then I realized it was I who said that and can no longer be quoted as quoting someone else’s quote.

While it is a good thing to think that we still have a good number of Summer / Beginning of Fall days in which yet to enjoyth, we are also just over 2 months away from that time of the year when our little ones dress up like the undead in order to collect that which kills us anyway: sugar-filled treats and those moronic apples on a stick covered in something that’s totally unidentifiable.

Yes parents, Halloween, that glorious holiday in which our children become the living Apocalypse, is drawing nearer.  Why do I say that?  Well for one, the stupid Halloween store in Madison has had it’s sign up for a month already as they prepare the store for shoppers.  I almost shat myself when I saw that a few weeks ago.  As if it isn’t bad enough that Christmas comes earlier every year (and for those of you who know me, you know I don’t care about that as much as I may make it sound), now Halloween is moving up.

What the hell happened to the Back to School season?  I do believe it was eaten by a werewolf, little Bobby.

On that note, I now know what I want to go as for Halloween: a Wannabe-Good-Blogger.  Scares the living shizzle outta me, but hey, that’s what October 31st is for right?  Or is it?  (Enter Vincent Price’s post Thriller video monologue here)

Yeah, know who’s been livin’ it up and keepin’ busy?  That’s right!  ME ME ME!  (Me too)

This past week has been a good time.  It started on Friday night when some friends and I went over to Milwaukee-nuts and planned to just grab some food and drinks at Summerfest.  The night got better when we realized we happened to show up on the night that The Offspring was playing!  I’ve been following them for years, all through high school really.  It was a treat to finally see them (or not actually see them from 3 miles back) in concert.  I should have photos up on Flickr soon.

Tuesday night my friend and I went back again to see Halestorm and Staind.  How coolio was that?!  I would like to make a third trip tonight to see No Doubt and Paramore, but I need to give the vehicular beast a break I think, so I’ll have to pass and pretend I’m there.  Some photos from this concert will also be posted eventually.

Speaking of vehicular beast, I traded in the Equinox a couple weeks ago.  Annnnd guess what I bought?  A freakin’ Lexus.  What the hell was I thinking?  (Oh, that’s right, I was thinking I’m cooler than you and deserve that..HA!)  You might think “why in the hell did you buy a Lexus?” (like everyone else I know) but I always thought they were nice cars (as do most I think) and I never thought I’d be able to say I own one.  Well, I came across this used 2006 RX 330 and was like “say whaaaa?”.  Long of the story short, it’s in my parking lot now.  I’ll have pics of that guy up soon too.

And finally, might I add that my new iPhone 3GS is the shittles (that’s right, I said it)?  All the photos I need to post from these shows and of the car will be from the new iPhone, plus I have some videos too, but I need to make sure those came out ok.  I’m still in the testing phase to figure out the best way to get the best video and audio.

Well, that’s been my last few weeks.  I guess this post is pretty braggy, but I mean c’mon, it’s no different than what I usually post, except most of this stuff is more personal than business.  :)

Oh, and by the way, .  (lol)  Thanks Jabloggyites, catch up wit y’alls later  Have a good 4th of July holiday!  Don’t blow yourselves up!

I know how much you all care about my ability to further my skills and refine what I already know (are you sleeping yet?  (dick)).  

It’s for this reason that I’d like to share with you that my friend Todd and I spent the week last week working on the first hard core condo remodeling project (and I thought painting it was hard core!  BWAHAHA).  We tore out the old door and frame that leads out to my back balcony from my office (extra bedroom) and replaced it with a brand spankin’ new door and frame.  We also fixed the broken drywall around the door, finished painting the wall and (gasp!) actually added casing around the door so it looks like…. like…. A DOOR!  OMFG!

While Todd did a good portion more than I did, it sounds like neither of us had ever done this kind of work before, so we were both pretty proud of ourselves for taking it on, and we learned something new in the process.

So, moral of the story: THERE’S HOPE FOR ME YET!  :)  Aside from the 2 photos here, there are more of the entire project on my Flickr.  Oh yeah…..